Today we are going to discuss an issue that plagued me, as well as many of my teammates, during the first few years of our Derby careers. Can you relate to the scenario described above? Even if you have never actually experienced this exquisite pain, I'm sure you have skated with someone suffering from it. The unique combination of foot/lower leg pain and numbness is often only relieved after taking your skates off, which means you'll have to spend the rest of practice watching from the sidelines. If you haven't yet found other ways to prevent/relieve this problem, such as stretching your calves and shins before and after practice and icing inflamed areas, you may only need to make a few simple adjustments to your laces to get the pain to subside.
But before we get into some preventative measure lacing techniques, let's take care of an administrative issue. In the previous G Spot post, I announced the 6 lucky "Shocker's Box O' Goodie" winners; however, only 2 of them have e-mailed me their mailing information. I have yet to hear from:
- Ashley Dawn
- Tracy
- Amanda Brown
- Amanda Duncil
If you know someone on this list, please shock them with a cattle prod and let them know they need to email me their information.
For June, I'm going to give away one (or a few if I'm feeling generous) of my popular DerbyPunk Wine/Liquor Bottle Stoppers to a follower of my new Etsy store, The ShockerKnot. When you stop by my store and click on the "Favorite" button, why not check out the Roller Derby inspired items I've created? You may find the perfect gift for your favorite Rollergirl/guy, or even yourself! New items are added all the time, so visit often and get the jump on the latest creations.
Now, back to painful problems.
Lace Your Way to Pain Free Practices
In the last G Spot article, "What a Tangled Web We Weave...er Lace," we discussed various skate lace attributes such as length, material composition, and color availability. Now let's talk about how you can use different lacing techniques to reduce/relieve discomfort when skating or prevent pain from occurring in the first place.
Double Up
The "Double Up" method is a simple lacing technique involving 2 pairs of shoe laces (not skate laces) each about 45" in length. As depicted in the following photographs, the bottom half of the boot is laced with one pair of laces while the other pair is used for the top half. Each lace is tied off with a bow or appropriate knot and is not connected to the boot's other lace.
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First one laced and tied off. |
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Finished Product |
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Second lace added. |

Uncrossed Laces
If you tried the double lace method and are still having pain when skating, you may need to avoid lacing over certain parts of your feet entirely by using a technique I like to call “Uncrossed Laces.”
To do this, you will end up with your skates laced normally (horizontally) above and below the area causing you discomfort, but will lace vertically in order to avoid putting pressure on the sensitive area.
How to lace boots using the Uncrossed Laces technique:
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End Uncrossed Lacing |
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Suspected Problem Area |
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Begin Uncrossed Lacing |
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Return to Normal Lacing |
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Uncrossed Lacing Completed |
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Lacing Through Tongue Loop |

If the tongue in your boot bunches or slides to one side, make sure you have laced through the slot in the tongue if you have one, not all tongues do (I could make a dirty joke here, but that would be out of character).
Something else that may help is warming up without tightening your laces. As in, after you put your skates on your feet, you don't touch your laces at all before you start to skate. You may want to tuck in your laces so you don't end up rolling over them and if you have an ankle strap, it's helpful to velcro it back on itself to get it out of the way.
I started warming up this way about a year ago and noticed a huge difference in how my feet feel during/after practice. If your skates fit properly, you should be able to skate fairly normally after slipping your feet into your boots. After warming up for 5 to 10 minutes, lace up as usual; not too loose or super tight. You should notice that your skates suddenly feel like extensions of your body, as if long lost orphans have finally returned to their place of birth. It's an awesome feeling which is difficult to describe. When I lace my boots after warming up, I suddenly feel like I can jump, turn, and juke like Suzie Hotrod. My feet become more responsive and my shins/calves don't cramp like they used to.
If you end up trying this out, give yourself time to get used to the feeling and mechanics of skating like this. It may take a few practices, but once you get to the point you feel comfortable skating "unlaced," you'll be able to get the most out of this technique.
If you find that your heels tend to slip out of your skates, even after you tighten your laces, you're in luck! The next G Spot post will go over some tips for keeping your heels nice and snug in your boots.
Until we skate again!
Shocker